Rahm Emanuel can’t give high fives… just high four-and-a-halfs. Rahm Emanuel lost the tip of his middle finger in a meat cutting accident at an Arby’s he worked at when he was a teenager.
It’s kinda creepy, but at least the guy can laugh it off, saying that he had to “learn to talk with his left hand.” And he obviously has learned, like has anyone else noticed the disproportionate amount of pictures where Rahm Emanuel’s missing finger is visible? It’s creepy! But like a bad trainwreck we just can’t seem to look away…


Dude, these gestures don’t work when you don’t have all your fingers, Rahm Emanuel. It’s really just distracting…
AAAHHHH! NOOOO get it away! get it away! Make it stop!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
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